tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

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nicolasandthecage:

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

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kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

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work-it-out:

people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people

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koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

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I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.

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astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

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bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

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guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

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sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

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unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

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