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fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

jakemalik:

attractive strangers make everything better

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

bastille:

If I don’t end up friends with the jenners than I’m giving up

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

nippled:

annoying online and irl

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

onlinegf:

you were born to impress no one but yourself

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet