firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

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urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

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snorlaxatives:

i lost my virginity inside the night club on club penguin 

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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

prolusion:

if you are nice to me there’s a 99% chance i’ll get attached to you and you’ll hate me

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blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

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cuntgradulation:

oomshi:

do me for the vine

i aint gon do you

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tacoarmy:

"if you were a fruit what would you be?" 

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

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disarms:

homonecksual:

cabbij:

would reblog your selfie, but I don’t wanna make my blog less attractive

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then you should probably stop adding to your /tagged/me

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pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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