Anonymous asked: i love your blog so much it's my favourite and i click your ads everyday just to play the games
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I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.
when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
the amount of people i would marry without a seconds hesitation is quite worrying
if you call yourself ugly, i’m just gonna agree w you
got no time to make your ugly ass feel better
it is a true fact that every black person can sing even if they cant sing they can still sing
Sure Lock Homes would be a great name for a home security company
so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i
shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like reblog or message me at all but still follow me for some reason
fuqa:
is it just me or you can tell that someone has tumblr by the way they type
my gravestone will say “oMFg i DiEd”
if you say that you don’t like any shitty pop music at all then you’re a liar


